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THE GHOST POO
The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.

THE CLEAN POO

The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but there's no poo on the toilet paper.

THE WET POO

You wipe your bottom fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your bottom and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

THE SECOND WAVE POO

This poo happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realise you have to poo some more.

THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POO

Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poo". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

THE CORN POO

No explanation necessary.

THE LINCOLN LOG POO

The kind of poo that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

THE NOTORIUS DRINKER POO

The kind of poo you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD POO" POO

The kind where you want to poo, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

THE WET CHEEKS POO

Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your bottom so fast that your cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

THE LIQUID POO

That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your bottom, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

THE MEXICAN FOOD POO

A class all its own.

THE CROWD PLEASER

This poo is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

THE MOOD ENHANCER

This poo occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

THE RITUAL

This poo occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS POO

A poo so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

THE AFTERSHOCK POO

This poo has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.

THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" POO

This is any poo created in the presence of another person.

THE GROANER

A poo so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

THE FLOATER

Characterised by its floatability, this poo has been known to resurface after many flushings.

THE RANGER

A poo which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

THE PHANTOM POO

This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

THE PEEK-A-BOO POO

Now you see it, now you don't. This poo is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

THE BOMBSHELL

A poo that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poo or you are nowhere near pooing facilities.

THE SNAKE CHARMER

A long skinny poo which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

THE OLYMPIC POO

This poo occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Poo.

THE BACK-TO-NATURE POO

This poo may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN POO

An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T poo.

PREMEDITATED POO

Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

POOZOPHERENIA

Fear of pooing - can be fatal!

ENERGIZER vs DURACELL POO

Also known as a "Still Going" poo.

THE POWER DUMP POO

The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.

THE SPINAL TAP POO

The kind of poo that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got be coming out sideways.

THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY BOTTOM" POO

Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Poos. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

THE PORRIDGE POO

The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choIces: (a) flush and keep gong, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.

THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" POO

When the bag of Dorritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" POO

Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gaggin and gasping for air.


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